Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
You must be *this white* to ride ferris wheel...
Idaho, where our motto is 'Making Alabama Look More Appealing All The Time,'
finds a new way to embarrass itself thanks to the Bonner County Republicans.
NOTE: All vendors must substitute Mexican food with cuisine from either Belgium or Denmark. Pølsevogn on a stick or herring tacos is fine.