Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls -- it's more democratic.
You must be *this white* to ride ferris wheel...
Idaho, where our motto is 'Making Alabama Look More Appealing All The Time,'
finds a new way to embarrass itself thanks to the Bonner County Republicans.
NOTE: All vendors must substitute Mexican food with cuisine from either Belgium or Denmark. Pølsevogn on a stick or herring tacos is fine.