This seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! You can't come in here unless you're wearing a tie." So the seal goes outside and sees an elephant sitting behind the wheel of a Volkswagon Beetle. He asks the elephant, "'Scuse me buddy, but do you have a tie I could borrow?" The elephant replies, "No, but I've got a set of jumper cables you can use." The seal takes the jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back into the bar. The bartender sees him come in and yells, "Didn't I tell you not to come in here unless you're wearing a tie?" The seal point to the cables around his neck and tells the bartender "This IS my tie." The bartender glares at the seal for a moment, then warns him, "OK, you can come in -- but don't start anything!" Ba-dump-bump.