I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Chris Christie Tweets Light up Twitter (as he throws staffers under the bus like bird seed)
UNFORTUNATE ONE LINERS:
"Read my lips: no new taxes." - George H.W. Bush (1988)
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Bill Clinton (1998)
"My fellow Americans: Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. - George W. Bush (05/01/2003)"
"I am not a bully." - Chris Christie (2014)
Here is a selection of fun thoughts on New Jersey's Republican Governor, drawn from the Twitterverse:
Christie: "My trainer had left, I was getting ready to get in the shower...."
— Jessica Taylor (@JessicaTaylor) January 9, 2014
Chris Christie is in a white Bronco being pursued by the media in a slow-moving car chase on the Jersey Turnpike on TV right now!
— TBogg (@tbogg) January 8, 2014
Wapo has the 11 best quotes from the Christie presser and it's not even over yet. http://t.co/yYGwP6KAXg
— Ginger Gibson (@GingerGibson) January 9, 2014
— Slate (@Slate) January 9, 2014
Chris Christie: "I am not a bully" http://t.co/FRe6NLmOoB
— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) January 9, 2014
The right-wing media is split on whether to defend or bury Chris Christie http://t.co/lix4HmOp0j
— Salon.com (@Salon) January 9, 2014
One key goal Ds have achieved already: Christie won't be campaigning for Rs in 2014 anytime soon http://t.co/VDCoCrf3eM
— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 9, 2014
Fox isn't covering Chris Christie's scandal very heavily, and that might be because of political motivations. http://t.co/52ql79EaL7
— Media Matters (@mmfa) January 9, 2014
Here's a transcript of Gov. Christie's remarks (almost 15,000 words and counting): http://t.co/sve0KimJOi
— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 9, 2014
Proof that Governor Christie is still misleading the public on bridge scandal http://t.co/LBAqYjUHf2
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) January 9, 2014