Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!
Chris Christie Tweets Light up Twitter (as he throws staffers under the bus like bird seed)
UNFORTUNATE ONE LINERS:
"Read my lips: no new taxes." - George H.W. Bush (1988)
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Bill Clinton (1998)
"My fellow Americans: Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. - George W. Bush (05/01/2003)"
"I am not a bully." - Chris Christie (2014)
Here is a selection of fun thoughts on New Jersey's Republican Governor, drawn from the Twitterverse:
Christie: "My trainer had left, I was getting ready to get in the shower...."
— Jessica Taylor (@JessicaTaylor) January 9, 2014
Chris Christie is in a white Bronco being pursued by the media in a slow-moving car chase on the Jersey Turnpike on TV right now!
— TBogg (@tbogg) January 8, 2014
Wapo has the 11 best quotes from the Christie presser and it's not even over yet. http://t.co/yYGwP6KAXg
— Ginger Gibson (@GingerGibson) January 9, 2014
— Slate (@Slate) January 9, 2014
Chris Christie: "I am not a bully" http://t.co/FRe6NLmOoB
— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) January 9, 2014
The right-wing media is split on whether to defend or bury Chris Christie http://t.co/lix4HmOp0j
— Salon.com (@Salon) January 9, 2014
One key goal Ds have achieved already: Christie won't be campaigning for Rs in 2014 anytime soon http://t.co/VDCoCrf3eM
— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 9, 2014
Fox isn't covering Chris Christie's scandal very heavily, and that might be because of political motivations. http://t.co/52ql79EaL7
— Media Matters (@mmfa) January 9, 2014
Here's a transcript of Gov. Christie's remarks (almost 15,000 words and counting): http://t.co/sve0KimJOi
— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 9, 2014
Proof that Governor Christie is still misleading the public on bridge scandal http://t.co/LBAqYjUHf2
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) January 9, 2014