It took a while, but folks can finally sign onto a 'no-call' list. Now, how long will it take to set up a 'no invade' list?
God, Spoogeflower Seeds, Idaho GOP Lawmakers, Hookers, and Blastocysts
According to Biblical scholars, a man cannot ejaculate his penis if it is in the vagina of a prostitute. His penis will stop his hot creamy load of seed before it is "planted in the barren and cold soil of a harlot" (Corinthians 17:1).
So, using the Logic of God (All Rights Reserved) if man cannot cause an unwanted pregnancy (because a man cannot cause an abortion as abortions are the same as prostitution) then a man cannot cause an abortion. Thus, all abortions are pregnancies caused by the dark seed of Satan. Ipso facto and vis a vis, a woman who gains an abortion is a witch. And we shalt not brook witches. Well, we can "brook" witches if that means drowning them in brooks.
God has always had this figured out. It is our duty, not His, to live by His unerring code.