More Repub Daily Affirmations

You have the body of an Atlas and the mind of an Ayn Rand and when you shrug this time it isn't going to be because your Hanes white briefs are riding too high because mom still buys them small like you are a little boy not a 47 year old full grown man living in her basement in the room next to the laundry. Not this damn time, you!

You will melt the frigidity of your wife of 32 years tonight and she will attack you on your lodge-pole pine log bed you made yourself with those awesome lodge-pole pines you illegally chainsawed out of a state park and your woman, Beatrice, will know what it is to make love to a timber pirate. Yarrr! See my Husqvarna!

You are good enough, you are smart enough, you are handsome enough, you are caring enough, you are fact-based enough to be a Democrat. Hey! Who wrote THIS effing affirmation? TUBOB YOU ARE SO TOAST LEAVE MY HOT SISTER WOMAN ALONE AND COME OUT HERE FOR YOUR BEATING, MAN!