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New Pithy Phrases/Saying for Upper Left Rail
Submitted by TUBOB on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 8:16pm.
(seriously, many of those were from the Bush era - time to update, guys)
Most of the time Democrats are right on almost everything, except the best martinis at clubhouses on golf courses.
Jesus wasn't a Democrat because Democrats hadn't been invented yet but he whipped out some serious whoopass on the Republicans changing money in the temple.
I expect that in the bathroom at the White House, there is a hidden room with highly trained animal behaviorists and technicians who immediately enter and capture the unicorns after President Obama has taken a dump.
You can love money or you can love your fellow man, it's fucking hard to do both at the same time.
Every time Walt Minnick votes with the Republicans, God kills an entire herd of albino talking elks with golden, shimmering antlers living in an undiscovered old growth white pine forest in Idaho.
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Here are two more: Liberty
Here are two more:
Liberty and justice are a lot more than just seeing your neighbor get his electronic home monitoring bracelet removed by his pre-sentence probation officer because he cut a sweet plea deal on the charges of Malicious Mischief involving something or other to do with a pit bull kennel and electric fence wire and maybe a lye bomb in the water trough.
If you put Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck in a really big industrial sized blender what would you have? A fucking mess, that's what, but I'd dump it down a drain even one with the salmon stencil next to the drain cover.