Where is the Double Wetsuit and Dildo?

Mrs. Richardson told Deputy David Johnson she found her husband laying on the ground — the rope used to tie the goat wrapped around Mr. Richardson's neck and feet. She said she noticed he wasn't breathing, but when she tried to get near her husband, the goat tried to attack her.

Ok, it might just be me, but I really was expecting to find some really weird stuff going on when fark led me to that story.

Is that bad?