B-b-b-but Clinton!

Florida Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, R-Merritt Island, was arrested this afternoon at Veteran's Memorial Park on East Broad Street for alleged solicitation for prostitution.

Oh, the sordidness of it! What will we tell the children of the Party of Morality? Hopefully we won't tell them this part of the story:

According to police, the park was under surveillance today by a detail of undercover Titusville police officers. Officers noticed Allen acting suspicious as he went in and out of the men’s restroom three times. Minutes later, he solicited an undercover male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20.

Morals! I'd like to find some of the most recent stories from Republicans explaining how this isn't really hypocrisy but I can't stop laughing long enough to find them.