Never provoke or throw the first blow. But once your opponent does throw the first blow, break him, make sure he can't get off the ground without an ambulance. Never kill. But there is no shame in making sure that someone who has done harm can never hurt anyone ever again.
Obama 'yo Mama...way to go, man!
*Note to all western Democrats: Hillary on the ticket will cost us all the legislature, she's a GOP wet dream for 2008.
In that vein, check out this terrific video made for YouTube.