The conservative definition of right-sized" government: Somewhere between big enough to fit in a corporate boardroom and small enough to fit in a womb."
Actual photos of Larry Craig's wood!
Submitted by Serephin on Sun, 12/02/2007 - 11:32pm.
Stare at its rough-hewn shape! Swoon at its piney majesty! Be gobsmacked at its red, inky texture!
YOU'VE LOOKED AT IT -- YOU CAN'T UNLOOK AT IT!!
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Lare-Bear was handing these goodies out during his campaign run for the U.S. House of Representatives sometime between 1980 and 1990 (earlier than later, I'd guess). Friends of mine were recently given this sample by family who had held on to it (ewww... I just read what I wrote) for years.
"Tired of getting the short end of the stick?" Ohhh, man... it's like shooting ducks in a duffle bag!
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The Double Entendres Abound
Makes me channel Beavis & Butt-head. "You said wood. Heh heh heh m heh heh m."